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Paris Is Dead. Please Hold for the Autopsy
A satirical geopolitical guide to surviving the decade governments pretended not to understand maths
4 hrs ago • 
Willy & Bill
Today’s Papers #77
The Morning After the Night After the Night After
9 hrs ago • 
Willy & Bill
Today’s Papers #76
Britain panics over a Budget nobody has seen while Bill hosts the most chaotic newsroom in Europe.
Nov 15 • 
Willy & Bill
Today’s Papers #75
Britain Trips Over The News, Spills Its Tea, And Pretends It Meant To
Nov 14 • 
Willy & Bill
David Frost Has Thoughts on the Economy - Reality Would Like a Word
A bold attempt to outrun the past, hindered only by the existence of facts
Nov 13 • 
Willy & Bill
Reform - The Political Trajectory of Alan Amos
Reform Watch No. 23 - A Case Study in Policy, Polemics, and Party Allegiance
Nov 13 • 
Willy & Bill
Today’s Papers #74
A day of inbox scandals, political tantrums and one testicle too many
Nov 13 • 
Willy & Bill
The BBC’s blinkered allies are almost comically delusional
Blinkered? Michael, your column needs a guide dog, a reflective vest, a GPS, and a supervising adult!
Nov 12 • 
Willy & Bill
Good Morning Leg'Ends
The Great Breakfast Briefing: A Nation Decides When To Panic.
Nov 12 • 
Willy & Bill
Today’s Papers #73
Britain remembers, complains, and quietly panics about everything else
Nov 12 • 
Willy & Bill
Today's Papers #72
Trump Wants a Billion, the Beeb Wants Forgiveness, and Britain Wants a Nap
Nov 11 • 
Willy & Bill
We’re Not Striking Against the NHS, We’re Striking to Save It
Doctors aren’t the problem. They’re the alarm. Fifteen years of managed decline is the diagnosis no government wants written on the chart.
Nov 10 • 
Willy & Bill
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